- CONSUMMATUM EST! (It is Finished!)
- Evil incarnate is a REALITY.
- Barring the unforeseen, we’re going to get OLD!
- Time does not heal ALL wounds!
- Maybe it’s because THEY can’t spell!
- Once again, Memorial Day is upon us.
- Murphy’s not going ANYWHERE!
- Watch your MOUTH, dummy!
- Great put-downs require TALENT!
- Oh my God; I must be a SENIOR citizen!
- Let the Litany of Political Saints Begin!
- Watch Your Language!
- I had NO idea!
- Don’t like what I write? I’m CRUSHED!
- SO, your doctor’s an asshole? Probably NOT!